Creeper of the Week: Preston Tucker, The Fifth Outfielder
Greetings, weekend warriors. Your resident creeper, J-FOH, is unavailable this week due to either a mani/pedi or macaroni, I'm not quite sure. Bad phone connection. But whether he's tending to some...
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Matt Kemp Did Something?
Look guys. There's where all my skills as a player went. Floated away, like a cloud... It's been a while since I've done one of these round-ups, and to be honest, hanging out over at our Fantasy...
View ArticleSully Sells Seashells By The Sawx Shaw
After the first two homer-game, I was like, "Yo, Grey, stop twirling your mustache and trying to squeeze into your Z. Cavariccis from high school and check out Travis Shaw." And I did. Only, I wasn't...
View ArticleBear or Bull: The Late Blooming Cog(hlan)
Late bloomers can be found pretty much anywhere you look. Do you remember that Jose Altuve-like kid in junior high who was at least six inches shorter than the next tallest boy in the class? I know I...
View ArticleOPS Leagues: The Great White Sano
Tehol was enjoying Shark Week while Miguel Sano was bashing mammoth home runs a while back. Appropriately, he gave the Dominican-born Sano the fantastic nickname, “Great White.” I’ve got to say, I have...
View ArticleFiers On Fire, Burns Dodgers
Mike Fiers threw the first Astros no-hitter by a single pitcher in over 20 years last night and the very first no-no in Minute Maid Park to make his way into the Houston record books, alongside Houston...
View ArticleDraftKings: Captain Obvious Suggests Clayton Kershaw
On this fine summer Sunday I will play the role of one Captain Obvious and tell you to start the best pitcher in baseball. I don't condone buying the most expensive pitcher of the day regularly, but...
View ArticleThe Creeper Ball Run And The Top 100 Hitters, Week 21
I'm channeling some inner-Albright this week. Seat of your pants son! Speaking of Grey, I used the photo he took of me giving him the Larry Bird for my new avatar since it made sense to me that I...
View ArticleDraftKings: INXCES
So you’re telling me if the Mets played in Coors field every night, they’d be the highest scoring team in baseball instead of bottom 5, where they were pre-Coors? Huh, 33 runs in 3 games ain’t too...
View ArticleHi Ho The Berrios, The Pitcher In The Buy
Let's start on Jose Berrios with what Prospect Mike said, "Berrios has a great starter’s arsenal with a plus fastball (sits mid-90s) and a plus curveball coupled with an above average slider and...
View ArticleDraftKings: Sitting Dead Reds
Greetings to the end of August which is a firm reminder we're just one month away from the fun ending. Or for some of you, the question might be...did it ever really begin? Well no worries because if...
View ArticleDraftKings: Double Duty Danger
Tonight we get to play everybody’s favorite game, “Guess the lineup for Game 2 of the Coors Double Header”. Just rolls off the tongue really. I love me some Coors field, but I dread days like this when...
View ArticleI Got A GUYer For That And The Top 50 Hitters, Week 23
Last weekend I wanted to go see Action Bronson when he performed at the Shrine Auditorium in LA. I was feeling my usual cheap self, so I hit up some of the homies in the lighting game to see if anyone...
View ArticleDraftKings: Don’t Bring Your Coors To The Pacific Northwest
Pacific Northwest siiiiide! Ouch! My fingers aren't limber enough for a PNW gang sign. Gonna have to start that Phalanges yoga I've been meaning to do...but hey, that's my problem. Wanna know what else...
View ArticleDraftKings: The Pain Of Rain
Who's the guy who wrote up Jason Hammel the night prior only to see Dan Haren subbed in for him this morning while trying to set his season long and DFS football lineups. Two thumbs pointed back and...
View ArticleIt Hurts Like Helen Anytime Troy Falls
Troy Tulowitzki left Saturday's game after colliding with Pillar. That was the same way Julius Caesar hurt himself, forcing him out of baseball and into ruling. Crazy what the stadiums were made of...
View ArticleDraftKings: Pay up or Lay up
I start my lineups these days in one place: the starting pitcher. They're the fulcrum upon which all things must work. You can find way more diamonds in the rough among the hitters than you can on the...
View ArticleCreepers of the Week: A Fantasy Rundown with a Happy Ending
The Big Magoo inspired todays title... don't ask. He told me to tell you guys (and five girls) to grab Chris Carter for the lefty match-ups this week. I like the call, but wanted to give him his own...
View ArticleDraftKings: The Verrettable Cheap Starter
I love when halfway decent starting pitchers are given away for practically free on DraftKings. I especially enjoy it when it happens on a Coors field day. That of course could be read as a “Coors...
View ArticleDraftKings: The Return of Zack Attack
"We all started mainlining fame when we hit it big. I didn't want to say goodbye to the lights, the drugs, or most importantly, the groupies. Sure, Slater and Screech told me I was out of control...
View ArticleDraftKings: Come Sail A Ray With Me
I said it last week and I’ll say it again, if you’re still reading our DFS content at this point in the game, then you most likely had yourself a profitable season. Congrats and come on into the...
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2016 Team Previews: Chicago Cubs
Welcome to the 2016 Razzball Team Previews! You’ll find everything you need to know about each team to get yourself ready for the upcoming fantasy baseball season. And I mean everything, folks. We’ve...
View ArticleMound Control For Major Tomlin
Josh Tomlin continued his early season success pitching 6.2 innings of four hit beisbol, allowing just one run and striking out four for his second win of the year. Josh is now 2-0 through his first...
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DraftKings: A Disappearing Cards Trick Using Only A Left Hand
In this age of technology, sometimes its good to look back on a forgotten pastime. There was a time when we all believed in the unknown. A time when we believed in that which was unbelievable. A...
View ArticleDraftKings: Friar Struck(out)
Contrary to what I previously believed, the San Diego chicken is not in fact the mascot for the Padres. That dubious honor goes to “The Swinging Friar”. What he’s swinging, we don’t really know, but we...
View ArticleDraftKings: Head South And When You Get To Atlanta, Take a Left(y)
Road trip! Everyone pile in to the Razz van as we head to the dirty south. Hrm, that makes it sound like I'm suggesting you go below the equator on someone who needs a bath or a 'shot', so let's...
View ArticleI Feel A Draft — Get Me My Don’t Give A Shit Cardigan
And, with the first pick of the MLB draft, the Philadelphia Phillies take... Someone that was born in 1998. I have a bottle of ketchup older than that. In fact, I think I have an entire shelf of...
View ArticleDraftKings: The Hunger Games
Let me start out by briefly introducing myself because this is my first post here at Razzball. Literally everyone that has ever played fantasy sports thinks they are the best to ever do it. All of...
View ArticlePosition Eligibility for 2017 Fantasy Baseball
On Dancer! On Prancer! On–Oh, I didn’t hear you come in. Welcome, reader! Grab some egg nog and brandy it up to the fire. You look festive. I love that Rudolph tongue ring. That's the great...
View ArticleI Will Start 4 2
I'm not a woman. I'm not a man. I am something that you refer to as Fantasy Master Lothario. I'll never beat you (except in fantasy, that is my pledge). I'll never lie (except about how much I once...
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